Does anyone need:
A Coffee Pot?! Barely used (maybe twice). Mr. Coffee...you know he brews good coffee! Any takers!?
Or perhaps a reliable bookshelf? Good for holding those classics you've been wanting to read. Also good for holding many, many other things...
What about a side table/end table. Nice, good wood, with a drawer and a shelf below. Whatdya say?
If none of these things tickle your fancy, I'm sure I can find some other things in this house to offer you ;)
Seriously, though, if you would like any of the three things you see above, please let me know! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I'd/We'd love for you to be the proud new owner :)